(You are reading my story backwards)

I had a delightful weekend,

spent time with The Family :>

Shopping for winter clothing with The Mom today-
I'm going away from the 19th to the 29th!
It's going to be fffffreezing in Xi an, slightly above 3 degrees!
What have I signed myself up for?
10 days of freezing cold!
Pray and hope my nose doesn't fall off,

I don't want to end up looking like.......

Yes, him. Voldemort.
I just googled "Why doesn't Voldemort have a nose".
Ha-ha, bet you didn't know why either.

Answer: "Through the destruction of his soul and bodily transfigurations from the creation of Horcruxes, Voldemort's body was damaged, causing a snake-like flattened nose."

Mothers are the wisest people on Earth, cross my heart.
I'd be happy if I grow up to be like my mom.

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| 6:16 AM

Congratulations, Limin Chua!
This is probably old news,

but I never had a doubt that you'd get your H3 econs!
You have been so diligent and consistent this whole year,

that seriously if you didn't get your H3, I would be like
"omgwtfareyoukiddingme"

I know that even without me telling you to, you'd study hard :>

I should probably take my own advice.

And...Sarah, my wabbit!!!! ^^
Okay la to be honest this news was a bit surprising HAHAHAHA

Cause she kept telling me she got S and Us,

but nevertheless, proud of you my pet rabbit!

Labels: "Never let the things you want forget the things you have"

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Friday, October 29, 2010 | 7:17 AM

Conversation is a terrain to be fought over, a power struggle but also an open sesame:
asking the right questions produces instructive answers, clues as to what comes next.

Day Five of O levels,
Go St Nicks!!!!

Labels: "When St Nicks is at her best, nobody comes close"

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Wednesday, October 27, 2010 | 10:21 AM

my heart beats fast but the clock ticks slowly/ you could be my one and only/ as anticipation beckons/ I feel the thrill of 30 seconds

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| 4:34 AM

What's wrong with being you?
You don't have to live up to the world's standards.

I'm telling you, you only know what you think you know until you don't know nothing anymore

“We’re young. We don’t need a boy to love, hold and kiss. We won’t always be able to relax and be kids, but we’ll always be able to love. So I’m gonna get out there and live it up in this world, leave my mark, make a difference, because in five years we will want to rewind, but we can’t. So stop worrying about that boy, now is the time of our lives, let’s make mistakes and not care, and memories that will never fade. Live it up and live it crazy. We are only young once, let’s screw this up right.”

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Tuesday, October 26, 2010 | 7:36 AM

You lose, you always lose.

We had an introduction to Chemistry week today.

They decided to set a gummy bear on fire (it glowed pink)

After the lights were off,

Mr Tan: "MUAHAHAHAHA DIE GUMMY BEAR DIE"
After the lights were back on,

Mr Tan: "That was its final moment of glory"

Then Changseon volunteered to do some experiment.

Miss Goh: "For this experiment, we will only need you and hydrogen"

(Changseon looks around to see what he has to do)

Miss Goh: "Don't worry! You will get your moment of glory later"
Me: OHNO They're gonna burn changseon. I wonder what flame he'll give off.

Abi: Smelly flame.

HAHAHAHA okay LHL :-(

But we really almost died laughing
Abisnail and I are weird kids with a warped sense of humour

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Sunday, October 24, 2010 | 2:06 AM

"Let me tell you something you already know

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows

It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

You, me or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life

But it ain't how hard you can hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

How much you can take, and keep moving forward.

That's how winning is done.

Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth.

But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody.

Cowards do that, and that ain't you.

You're better than that."

Labels: Rocky Balboa

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Friday, October 22, 2010 | 8:09 AM

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Wednesday, October 20, 2010 | 5:45 AM

Today was a good day ♥
So happy that BW won both 4 x 400m relays
and overall in track!
(Excited)
So glad that I have friends like mine,
so sweet/QT/supportive, why am I so lucky you tell me!
HAHAHAHA I like competitions like IHC, v v fun!

AND WHAT CAN I SAY,

HOCKEY IS THE BEST LA!!!

(okay but I must admit that Track owned us upside down inside out)

Yippeee yahoo for Netball tomorrow, can't wait!
But for now..........OP Dry run :-(
My life is so dulllllllll and I need to get back into mugging mood again.
Holeymoleyschmoley!

BB

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Saturday, October 16, 2010 | 7:49 PM

Awesome friday night out with Jayme Chan (L)
(Inserts pictures that have yet to be uploaded)

Three hours is not enough for us to catch up!
Anyway, after those three hours,
we officially decided that......I am a bitch
HAHA :-(

Ohyes, and we also agreed
St Nicks was truly a beautiful place.
Read Weiqing's "You know what I mean" @ http://www.rictusempraa.wordpress.com/
Sums up perfectly what I feel towards St Nicks.
Even if you are not from St Nicks, reading Weiqing's blog won't kill you.
She. Is. The. Most. Epic. Person. Ever.
Miss having her in school, so happy I met her briefly on Sunday :>

Oh anyway, Abigail and I went fishing (again!)
HAHAHA I am becoming better at it,
I caught two guppies WAHAHAHA Come to me fishies.
I'm gonna be a ring master and train a fish circus like Mr. B
We almost got caught, because one of the orange fishies jumped out of the cup
.......and into the drain

We wanted to save it from the depths of the longkang using Woonki's fencing sword HAHAHAHA But we realized we might kill it :-/
The caretaker uncle kept staring at me, hahaha I had the cup of 10 fishes suspiciously hidden behind my back.
Somehow, we managed to escape, but v v v frightening experience though.
We thought we were gonna get scolded.
If we were issued a white slip it would be (almost) as epic as Yuhui's for bringing the hamster into the library HAHAHA

Wow wow wow Mr Otter/John Lim (HAHAHA) got first for 400m,

I want to see the "ex-national badminton champion"/#1 bullshitter play badminton HAHA

Story of my life.

Why am I in Hockey?
Why did I join Hockey?
Hockey is not my sport seriously, terribulous at it

I feel like declaring tomorrow a Holly Day,

It's going to be a v v long day aaaaaaaaaaaniyo

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Monday, October 11, 2010 | 9:28 AM

FOR MY OWN VIEWING PLEASURE:
HAHAHA I realized that so many of my blog posts are damn retarded.
But the good thing about my retarded posts is that they remind me of all the funny things that I forgot about (ohnose the tumblr thing is true shitzu)
And ohmy, I just realized so many of our jokes are really crude, but I like~
HAHAHAHAHAHA it's terribly funny (to me) all these excerpts from my old blog posts hahahaha.
I feel like I'm in St Nicks again

1)
Huai Chyn: "Anybody got pad?"
Dionne: "Terrapin"
Everybody stun.
HAHAHAHA I heard it as pet what the crap.

2)
Gymgirls: 挤牛奶啊，挤牛奶!
Sinhong: 挤你的奶啦！
HAHAHAHAHA I miss seeing Sinhong (table tennis captain~),
even though I don't even really know her haha, she's such a QT and funny person!

3)
Qing's father was typing an email to his boss.
osjdkasjdk281u3jmsjksdaksdjakjdkadjasaskdjaksasdads

At the end, he wrote..
FYI,.....Jacky Chan. (BTW HER DAD IS REALLY CALLED JACKY CHAN HAHA)

Then the Boss summoned her father to his room, and scolded him like hell.
"WHY YOU SCOLD ME FXCK YOU IDIOT?!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLYCRAP

4)
Mag: Sng Ying you damn Ahlian lah
Sng Ying: Eh you don't like that lah, I don't mind you call me retarded can, but don't call me Ahlian lah!
I MISS THESE 2 RETARDS HAHAHAHAHA

5)
Gloria Koay: I like to drip water on ants to irritate them.
Then I'll drip a circle of water around them.
Nat: But they can swim!
Gloria Koay: When they start to swim, I tend to drown them
HAHAHA :-( LUCKY THEM, THEY STILL SAME CLASS, WHAT ABOUT ME.
WE MUST RMB TO GO TO NAT'S CLUBHOUSE TO ROLL AND LAUGH HAHAHA

6)
Sembawang Secondary's coach (his head is damn shiny) = SSC
Limin = LM
Dionne = ME. HAHAHAHAHA

SSC: EH STNICKS! WHAT WAS THE SCORE JUST NOW?
LM: 28-26
ME: DONT TELL YOU HAHAHAHA
SSC: OH WHO WON?
LM: THEY ALL LOR
SSC: WHY?
LM: COS THEY BRING THEIR WHOLE NETBALL TEAM HERE MAH
ME: HAHAHA WE LET THEM MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
SSC: HAHAHAHAHAHA GIVE THEM FACE AH?
ME: YAH YAH YAH YAH! COS THEY LAST YEAR NATIONAL SECOND MAH, MUST GIVE FACE.
SSC: HAHAHAHA.
LM: DIONNE LEE I DUNNO YOU!

PLAYING NETBALL WITH SUZ TODAY MAKES ME MISS

SNNB V V V V V MUCH!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA READING MY POSTS MAKES ME LAUGH.

WTH WE SERIOUSLY DID A LOT OF DUMB THINGS AFTER

EACH NETBALL MATCH,

ESPECIALLY IN 2008 HAHAHA THE THINGS WERE EPIC

FUNNY THEN

ESPECIALLY AT BOOTS AND SHOES.

OHMYGOSH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE SHOULD DO IT ALL

OVER AGAIN

CAN'T WAIT FOR COT WITH DAWN ALEX SHARRIE

DELPHINE LIMIN HAHAHAHAHA

LOADS OF NEW STORIES.

OHMYGOSH I AM V V V EXCITED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA Tennis today was quite terrible
Melissa's classmate was like "You got no talent. You should change sport"
Later on he even came up with a rhyme for me
"Hello little dame,
asdalsdkasIreallycan'trememberthecontent"
I think he himself had a hard time remembering the words too
But I remember it was to tell me that Tennis is not a game for everyone HAHA wth

ANYWAY GO LISTEN TO
-DAMIEN RICE'S AMIE
-I WON'T BE FOUND BY THE TALLEST MAN ON EARTH

I just realized that even though my clock says 1:36am, it is actually only barely past midnight.
No wonder Fadhil said that I was lousy for sleeping so early, I thought it was going to be one when I said bye to him! HAHAHA Ohwellz

I am a happy kidddddd

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| 6:53 AM

pochemuchka (Russian): A person who asks a lot of questions

Do you ever feel like you have to explore every inch of this planet you are living in,

and discover all there is to find out in this world?

I wonder where my sudden thirst for knowledge came from,
I have never been so curious in my life.
All of a sudden, I want to know about so many things.

I almost borrowed a book on Philosophy today.

(I know what you're thinking, what the heck is wrong with you?)
(But you know what, I might just borrow it tomorrow)

My mom has been bombarding me with the same question every day since the start of 2010,
and I still do not have a proper answer to her question.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

I really should be thinking about what I want to be,

after all university is just two years away.
But I really do not know.

My only answer was that I want to be ordinary.
I don't have to be famous, and I don't have to make a big difference in the world.
I don't want to merely exist, I want to live

I am content with life now, let's just hope it stays this way :>

For now Dionne, you have to focus on being less embarassing.
I think that's something you have to deal with for the rest of your life hahaha

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Friday, October 08, 2010 | 9:17 AM

Those who win will lose the love they sought to gain

Abi, Aravin. Bra. Jamal, Kenmin, KengSiang, Kevin, Vivien and I went out haha.
It was kind of a random group of friends, but it was fun :-)

Watched Buried after dinner :>
It wasn't really my kind of movie.
I would have usually picked a soppy but forgettable movie that makes me laugh,
but it was a good change.

We spent over an hour with Ryan Reynolds in a coffin.
I was like "whaaaaat"and the movie made me feel really claustrophobic.
Almost felt like I was in a coffin myself.
I do not want to end up in a coffin underground unless I am dead.

The ending was disappointing, but only because I was expecting him to survive and reunite with his family, and somehow everything would be okay.
Alll/most movies have happy endings; but that never happens in reality.
In fact, some humans you meet are probably far more scheming, their thoughts ten times more vile and complex than the antagonists in movies.
It's different, but I guess it's not a bad thing
Because honestly, if an American truck driver was really stuck in a coffin 6 feet underground, he probably wouldn't have survived.

Then I was thinking, there must have been some truth in the plot right?
Iraqis probably do kidnap American civilians in a moment of desperation,
and more often than not the Americans probably die because giving in to the demands isn't an option.
If the government gave in, it wouldn't stop the kidnapping, it would only spur on the kidnapping.
I've never ever really thought about what was going on in Iraq.
I just realized how ignorant and oblivious I am :-/
"911 was not my fault, but you are here. Saddam was not my fault, but you are here"
Easier said than done, but if people would just accept their differences, accept that nobody is perfect, forgive and move on, the world would be a better place.

And Ryan Reynolds cut off his own little finger in the movie,
it was damn gross :-(
But the act was moving.
The Iraqis probably wouldn't have been able to find his wife and son,
but he was willing to go through unnecessary pain just to make sure they were safe.
The power of love is amazing.
I don't understand it yet, but it amazes me how my mom knows exactly when I'm lying,
what I'm thinking, and she truly believes I look nice in a photo that is repulsing to look at.
I find it so weird that she knows everything about me, all the experiences I had,
but I don't know her like she knows me.

This post was not intended to sound as sad as it is hahaha.
I was just, thinking :-)

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